Tuesday, November 11, 2008

word salad. off to season 4. gotta love alan shore.

"Alan Shore: [Alan addressing the jury on about water pollution] ... What is our biggest fear? The dirty bomb. Not the dirty water!

Attorney Eric Yavitch: [stands to object] Objection! Your honor, Mr.Shore is introducing evidence in his closing that was never presented at trial

Alan Shore: [turning to the attorney] Nonsense, your honor, I refer you to plaintiff's exhibit number apple.

Attorney Eric Yavitch: [confused look at alan] I beg your pardon?

Alan Shore: [addressing attorney ] Apple trashcan to speak from God.

Attorney Eric Yavitch: Huh?

Hon. Stephen Bickle: Mr. Shore...

Alan Shore: [to judge] Not that you're sixty, but classic electrons are free.

Attorney Eric Yavitch: Objection!
[confused]

Attorney Eric Yavitch: eh, I think.

Hon. Stephen Bickle: Mr. Shore! You have a notorious history of court room theatrics. If your aim is to force a mistrial, you will be disappointed.

Alan Shore: [turns to address jury] huh, pillow pants join forces over a Margot pylons. You aren't sailing past honor, for the laking of a room. These questions are birthday basements. To end the blue radish is the upside of luxury and sparking a good lizard, can only make tears fall in hindsight. Puddles do not ask for why not. it is cheese, breath, and wind. It is cheese."
--Alan Shore

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